Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Comedy Spots: Early Doors' Take on Tottenham's Season

Given Tottenham's horrendous season so far which was topped by a home loss to Hull last weekend, Early Doors dedicated a post to the Spurs' dismal position in the Premier League.

Many tabloids have discussed the fact that this is Tottenham's worst season since 1912, the same year the Titanic sank, which gave way to Early Doors' very own version of Titanic's "My Heart Will Go On". They also suggested we sing along:

Every week in London, we watch you, you're woeful
This is how our season goes on...

Right across the back four, there's space in between us
Even Hull can beat us at home...

Hoddle, Carr, wherever you are
I believe that these Spurs can't go on...

Woody, Cor, you open the door
And we're leaking in goals, and come May we'll be gone, gone, gone...

Juande came to save us from smug Gunners banter
Spain is much cooler than France...

But Bentley, Bent - and look what we've spent
You are not Jimmy Greaves or Ossie...
We're poor, and what's more, we're struggling to score
And we're sinking so fast, that come May we'll be gone, gone, gone...

Priceless!!!! :D

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