First of all, I refuse to discuss Venus Williams' tennis as long as she insists on scaring the hell out of me by dressing under the influence.
She certainly upped her game in Melbourne for her on-going quest for the world's ugliest dress.
Here's a small slideshow of the American's outfits. A slideshow I'd like to call: Venus Williams - How to Scare Fans and Alienate People
And here are a couple of reactions on Twitter to Venus' latest diarrhea-inducing outfit:
I thought Venus' outfit last night was just a bad dream.... Then I watched @SportsCenter this morning and realized THAT really happened.
@AmerDelic Vee's dress was so bad I am sure it is what caused her groin injury... it sure kicked me in the nuts.
Hit me up in the comments section on which one of the dresses above was Venus' most outrageous fashion faux pas! (who am I kidding, nothing trumps the current Australian Open disaster?!)